Sunday, May 3, 2009

Ex Girlfriend Revenge

So you got dumped by your boyfriend? Does he cheated on you? To make it even worst, the fact that he did all of these, yous till have feelings for him and you love him. You are still trying and hoping to get him back. But still you remain single and heart broken. It just doesn't seem fair does it?

Of course it is not. Wake up girlfriend. it's time you get over that relationship and plan your ex girlfriend revenge. bring back your pride and show that guy that it's his lost not yours. Let me show you how.

First and foremost, peel your ass off of the couch, put down the 5th and get in shape! Go buy new clothes and get your physical appearance in order. From personal experience, I can tell you that men are highly influenced by physical appearance in ex lovers. Maybe you let yourself go a little during your relationship because you felt comfortable maybe not but if you did, you got to make heads turn and have your ex kicking herself for letting you go. Not only will this make your self esteem go through the roof but your ex will want you again and how good will it feel to simply say no thanks.

You know that good friend of your ex? The one that had flirted on you even if you still have his friend as your boyfriend? Well, use him now. Remember, a lot of the time, your ex was busy gabbing about how great you are and about that special thing that you do in bed that drives her crazy so take advantage. Get the friend in bed immediately.

Even if he's hot or not, you should know that he wills till count as hot, for one reason, he's your ex's friend. A revenge lay is one thing but a revenge lay with his friend is another monster entirely. And hey, if he's any good, keep him around for a booty call. Now this part is important, it is solely up to you if you want to keep this a secret and relish in the personal satisfaction it will undoubtedly bring or throw it in your ex's face and take the "what now loser?" approach. Just consider the consequences for your actions after the fact.

Take all of those little love notes, birthday cards, and trinkets he gave to you, throw them in a box and mail them to him. If his new girlfriend happens to be there when he opens it, it will most definitely put your past front and center and 9 times outta 10 make her feel insecure. The real point although is to show him that you have moved on already letting go of a relationship and no longer care whether or not he wants you to have a happy life. Women love to have some kind of hold on their man long after break up and the amount of distress this tactic can create is undeniable. Be creative, or possibly selective with content, packaging, etc. Remember, everything you do after a break up has a meaning, hidden or not.

These methods although tame can be very effective if used correctly. Now, as far as down and dirty goes, that's not my business anymore.And I don't recommend you doing any of that. Do you wish to embarrass, anger or possibly ruin your ex's new relationship? Remember that for every action there is an equal or opposite reaction so be careful.